{"title":"The Arsenal","description":"\u003cp\u003e14 oz Black Granite Block engraved with Pause. Touch Before you send, sign sell or scale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCorporate Gifts from New York, NY 10036\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"pause™","title":"PAUSE™","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:700px; margin:0 auto;\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:28px; letter-spacing:2px; margin:0 0 30px; text-align:center;\"\u003ePAUSE™\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:20px; line-height:1.7; text-align:center; margin-bottom:40px;\"\u003e\nThe world is designed to make you react.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is designed to make you decide.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:17px; line-height:1.8; margin-bottom:30px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14oz of black granite. One word engraved: PAUSE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nPlace it where deals are signed, emails are sent, and reactions are born.\nYour desk. The boardroom. 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